Meeting a Thai Girl

  • Posted onJuly 13th, 2018

ThaiEscortLet’s be honest, none of us here is a Saint. What comes to your mind when you think of Thailand? The land of thighs? Right? I mean, what else do you expect from a country with Bangkok as its capital? Unprincipled minds make jokes that they named their capital after Bang Cock but that’s a story for another day. A few days back, I sampled a Bangkok escort and aren’t they sweet and lovely? Bookmark this page, (I won’t omit those juicy details). Welcome to the free Thai Escorts 101 Class.

If you’re reading this post, chances are, you’re looking for cute Thai lasses to spend an erotic night with. My role here is to guide you on the best meet and greet bed framework. It’s true that Bangkok is pussy paradise but without visiting the right places or having them visit you, you won’t make the most out of your buck. Or is it bang? Here’s my experience that I would love to pass onto you!

My First Thai Girl: The local barBangkokEscort
You know that I prefer “hunting” for hookers to calling agencies of course that excludes when I use smooci to find the best Thai escorts. Lucky for me, there was a go-go bar two blocks away from the apartment I was staying at. Who doesn’t know that logistics can be a cock blocker? I took a short stroll and entered the bar where I saddled down a few tequila shots to lighten up. I know that I’m not aesthetically blessed and am as far away from an Arizona canvas is to Iceland, so am a big fan of the “we all pay for sex in different ways debate.”

There were over a dozen girls smiling at me but none good enough for my liking having previously tasted the best that Thai escorts can offer. I sat next to the counter and asked for another drink. You know you’ve been in the game for too long when you realize that it’s unwise to go with the first hooker you see. I always make sure that I scout multiple bars for talent before settling on an escort. There were prostitutes in every part of the bar. In fact, there are “dedicated” escort tables. You see a girl that gives you a boner, smile at her and she will approach you.

I winked at one and she came and sat next to me. Even though she was a little shy, she had a gorgeous body.

“What’s your name?”
“Paulina” She answered, smiling sheepishly.

We made small talk. All along, my eyes were fixed on the revealing booty shorts that she wore. I was under no impression that she would not give me the time of day unless she saw me as a potential customer. She had a dragon tattooed to her cleavage and it was obvious that she was wearing one of those push-up bras. Unlike other hookers in the bar wearing heels, she was wearing flat shoes – perhaps suggesting that she wasn’t as slutty or maybe accentuating the fact that she was very young. She carefully rolled her eyes, avoiding eye contact, and this made me even harder. There was a sexual tension.

Three drinks later (all on me), my hands were all over her thighs and I knew that it was time to take her back to my apartment. Thai escorts have negotiable rates. But, you have to pay a “bar fine” when you take her. Essentially, this a pimping fee except but takes away all the hard work in finding an escort.

Without going into the nitty gritty, she was great like most Thai escorts are. For those who’ve never tasted a Bangkok escort, they are rather affectionate and they take care of their clients in a “girlfriend” manner giving the whole GF Experience. To the uninitiated: a girlfriend experience is when a hooker teases you in bed so much that you almost feel like you should wife her. By now the drinks had done their magic and she was no longer uneasy around me.

I asked her to spend the night (at an extra cost of course) as she was now comfortable in my bed. She slowly rode me with all the niceness and goodness and it felt so right. Obviously, I knew that this wasn’t intimacy but she was doing it so well it was the next best thing.

The Smooci Escort
Recently released in Thailand the Smooci app is great for those that want a plethora of choice that will come directly to your room. If you do not feel like getting smashed, or wasting hours in a bar this is a great platform with a live GPS tracking every minute of the way. It Is touted as being the future of the escort industry and I can see why. You can even leave special requests like what adult toys to bring.

The Massage parlor
You’ll find Thai escorts in two types of massage parlors – the “normal/ oily” ones and the soapy massage parlor. If there’s one thing Bangkok massage parlors are known for – it must be that all their massages have a “happy ending.” It’s obvious that their masseurs offer extended services from their dressing. They charge per hour with a normal massage being the cheapest, then hand-jobs, blowjobs and vaginal entry in that order. You’ll even have anal intercourse with them at the right price. The lowest franked escorts are the “freelancers.” You’ll find them on red light streets from 8 PM onwards. You can tell that they are escorts from they are skimpily dressed.

To be quite honest the appeal of these escorts wore off after the first couple of times. The risk factor is far greater as well. My advice is experience it once, but there after take the safer routes

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